Everybody's tellin' all, barin their souls,
Just to go on the Ricki Lake Show..
(shoop-be-boop-boop why?)
Yesterday I turned the TV on you were
booed off stage singing your famous love song
(Why?)

Tell me who makes the rules...

(chorus)
Should have been born on the Milky Way
What have we brought to the world today?
Life's a bitch and then you die.
Should have been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Life's a bitch and then you die.

I mean, why have I got the magazines sellin' me
tellin' me lies on how I could be the perfect 10
(shoop-be-boop-boop why?)
And my boyfriend left the other day
He's all messed up is he straight or is he gay
(shoop-be-boop-boop why?)

So tell me who makes the rules...

(chorus)

And if I fall...
If I fall...
Hold on...

(chorus 3x)